Ryan Kim

Ryan Kim was born in a manger twenty-five years ago today, not to save earth’s people, but to continually disappoint his parents. He spends the bulk of his day thinking up entirely unrealistic film ideas and ways to avoid real work. When he is not wasting everyone’s time, he enjoys consuming an unfair allotment of the world’s oxygen supply. Otherwise, he never refuses a tall glass of non-domestic lager and the occasional backrub. Please give him money.